Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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