i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize
