That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
being pregnant is like rehab
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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