if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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