Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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