Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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