i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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