If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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