So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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