Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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