Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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