jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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