..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
