so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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