I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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