you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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