either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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