Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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