Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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