Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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