There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we're making bets on your personal life
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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