we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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