No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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