Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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