im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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