god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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