Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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