it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
sex in a hospital.. check
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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