whats a polygalesbian?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......