He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?