Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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