Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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