I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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