U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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