Having a random hookup so left but love u
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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