everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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