her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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