Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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