Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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