Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You smell like stripper and shame
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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