No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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