It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
