We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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