Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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