So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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