awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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