You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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