wat bout pragnant strippers??
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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