Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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