why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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