Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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