Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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