Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Randomize